-LURKING-

What's a better thing to do on a weird weekend than lurk? Lurking is cheap, simple, requires no intellect and can be done any place or time! Follow these easy steps to become a professional lurker:

Choose your spot. Make sure it's somewhere public, but not somewhere where normal people might congregate.

Adopt the lurking stance. Put your hands in your pockets and lean back casually as if waiting for something to happen.

Try to look a bit suspicious. A balaclava and baseball bat, while a nice touch, are not really necessary.

Get a whole group to lurk at the same time. Continue lurking in the same spot for at least 30 minutes.