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Season Six Sounds
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| Quote | File Name and Link | File Size |
| The Beginning 6x01 | ||
| Scully: "Mulder, I found
something. I found something you're not going to believe."
Mulder: "Ditto." |
IFoundSomething.wav | 46 Kb |
| Scully: "Does anybody know what the hell is going on?!" | WhatsGoingOn.wav | 27 Kb |
| Mulder: "I didn't see 'Men In Black'." | MenInBlack.wav | 14 Kb |
| Mulder: "Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks." | ClownSuit.wav | 31 Kb |
| Drive 6x02 | ||
| Scully: "Mulder, are you
ok?" Mulder: "Yeah, aside from terminal cell phone withdrawal, that and I got to pee. Where are you?" |
CellPhoneWithdrawal.wav | 73 Kb |
| Scully: "As we said, sir,
this is just routine." Mulder: "So routine it numbs the mind." |
NumbsTheMind.wav | 63 Kb |
| Mr. Crump: "Mr. Mulder, could you go a little faster please." | FasterPlease.wav | 31 Kb |
| Mulder: "What caused it?"
Crump: "What do I... I'm... I'm, like, Quincy? How the hell should I know what caused it?" |
Quincy.wav | 64 Kb |
| Scully: "You know how to pick 'em, I'll tell you that." | UKnowHow2Pickem.wav | 21 Kb |
| Scully: "Big piles of manure..." | BigPilesOfManure.wav | 19 Kb |
| Mulder: "I'm composing a sonnet. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm slowing down for a light." | ComposingASonnet.wav | 39 Kb |
| Mulder: "Why don't you bill me?" | BillMe.wav | 16 Kb |
| Mulder: "Back to the bozo work, investigating huge piles of manure?" | HugePilesOfManure.wav | 38 Kb |
| Triangle 6x03 | ||
| Frohike: "What kind of
drugs is he on?" Langly: "I want some." |
IWantSome.wav | 23 Kb |
| Mulder: "I would've never
seen you again. But you believed me." Scully: "In your dreams." |
InURDreams.wav | 55 Kb |
| 1939 Scully: "I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser." | GetURNaziPawsOffMe.wav | 37 Kb |
| 1939 Scully: "Oh, you speak English, do you? Well, how'd you like to see the stars on the American flag?" | SeeStarsOnFlag.wav | 41 Kb |
| 1939 Scully: "Listen to me, you little weasel..." | LittleWeasel.wav | 20 Kb |
| Frohike: "The walls have
ears." Scully: "I have ears. Will you tell me what's going on?" |
WallsHaveEars.wav | 40 Kb |
| Spender: "You okay, Agent
Scully?" Scully: "No, I'm not. I'm a gun ready to go off so don't test me, Spender. Don't even think about trying to weasel me." |
WeaselMe.wav | 60 Kb |
| Kersh's Secretary: "Agent
Spender is with Assistant Director Kersh." Scully: "That rat bastard!" |
RatBastard.wav | 61 Kb |
| Scully: "You did something incredibly stupid." | IncrediblyStupid.wav | 36 Kb |
| 1939 Skinner: "God bless America. Now get your asses out of here." | GodBlessAmerica.wav | 29 Kb |
| Skinner: "Get some rest, Mulder, 'cause when you get out of here I'm going to kick your butt but good." | KickURButt.wav | 53 Kb |
| Scully: "I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you." | DoMeAFavor.wav | 50 Kb |
| Scully: "Don't ask too
many questions. I don't care what you do or who you do or
who you have to grease, I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that?" Spender: "Crystal. |
INeedThatInfo.wav | 84 Kb |
| Mulder: "Hey, Scully."
Scully: "Yes?" Mulder: "I love you." Scully: "Oh, brother..." |
ILoveYou.wav | 175 Kb |
| Mulder: "There's a little trouble over at our White House but that'll blow over, so to speak." | TroubleAtWhiteHouse.wav | 47 Kb |
| Mulder: "This is unbelievable." | Unbelievable.wav | 16 Kb |
| Dreamland 6x04 | ||
| Scully: "I'm all atingle." | ImAllAtingle.wav | 17 Kb |
| Scully: "Are you sure that's the best thing to do?" | BestThing2Do.wav | 27 Kb |
| Mulder: "What is your point?" | WhatsURPoint.wav | 13 Kb |
| Mulder: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash..." | JohnnyCash.wav | 43 Kb |
| Mulder: "My work here is done. Have a nice day." | HaveANiceDay.wav | 45 Kb |
| Dreamland II 6x05 | ||
| Frohike: "The name's Frohike, you punk ass..." | TheNamesFrohike.wav | 19 Kb |
| Scully: "I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly." | IdKissU.wav | 26 Kb |
| Scully: "Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter." | ThroughACatheter.wav | 29 Kb |
| Mulder: "Hey grandma Top Gun, will you shut the hell up?!" | GrandmaTopGun.wav | 44 Kb |
| Mulder: "If I shoot him, is that murder or suicide?" | MurderOrSuicide.wav | 62 Kb |
| Terms of Endearment 6x06 | ||
| Scully: "This isn't an X-File?"
Mulder: "Call it what you like. Here in Roanoke they're calling it a demon baby snatching." |
DemonBabySnatching.wav | 59 Kb |
| Scully: "Mulder, you're
busted." Mulder: "What?!" |
URBusted.wav | 19 Kb |
| Scully: "Mulder, I have to
tell him something. What do you want me to say?"
Mulder: "Tell him I'm down here doing a background check on somebody." |
BackgroundCheck.wav | 63 Kb |
| Wayne: "Hey, come on, you're making me feel weird." | MakingMeFeelWeird.wav | 25 Kb |
| Scully: "Do you, or have
you ever smoked marijuana?" Mr. Ginsberg: "Nope. No, siree." |
EverSmokedWeed.wav | 56 Kb |
| Scully: "Mulder... It's me. That's your cover story, remember?" | URCoverStory.wav | 63 Kb |
| Mulder: "I know what you are." | IKnowWhatUR.wav | 16 Kb |
| Rain King 6x07 | ||
| Mulder: "Yeah ... he wants
advice. Dating advice." Scully: "Dating advice? From whom?" Mulder: "Yours truly. (pause) Hello? Hey, Scully. Scully, you there?" Scully: "I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?" Mulder: "I will talk to you later." Scully: "The blind leading the blind." |
BlindLeadingTheBlind.wav | 287 Kb |
| (Cow moos as being lifted by the tornado) | Moo.wav | 24 Kb |
| Man With Chainsaw: "Ma'am, unless you want to get covered in hamburger, I reckon you should step outside." | CoveredInHamburger.wav | 34 Kb |
| Sheila: "Trust me, the man knows how to kiss." | KnowHowToKiss.wav | 29 Kb |
| Mulder: "What about the
rain?" Holman: "Well, that's a more clouded issue if you'll excuse my pun." |
CloudedIssue.wav | 65 Kb |
| Mayor: "Okay, Rhonda, that's enough." | OKRhonda.wav | 16 Kb |
| Daryl: "Oh, look at that. And you wonder why your ass is so big." | SoBig.wav | 46 Kb |
| Daryl: "Well, looky here. The FBI." | LookyHere.wav | 51 Kb |
| Scully: "Don't look at me. This was your idea." | URIdea.wav | 20 Kb |
| Scully: "I hear a big 'but' coming." | BigBut.wav | 20 Kb |
| Hotel Manager: "We moved
your boyfriend's things into your room." Scully: "He's my partner, and we prefer separate rooms." Hotel Manager: "Oh, old-fashioned are you, huh?" |
HesMyPartner.wav | 89 Kb |
| Cindy: "Don't y'all need a
warrant or a subpoena or something like that?"
Scully: "We usually just say, 'please.' |
SayPlease.wav | 63 Kb |
| Mulder: "I do not gaze at Scully." | GazeAtScully.wav | 33 Kb |
| Mulder: "I'll build the ark, you gather the animals." | BuildTheArk.wav | 22 Kb |
| How the Ghosts Stole Christmas 6x08 | ||
| Scully: "Is that a hound I
hear baying out in the moors?" Mulder: "No, actually that was a left cheek sneak." |
LeftCheekSneak.wav | 53 Kb |
| Scully: "I don't want to
shoot you!" Mulder: "It's me or you... You or me. One of us has to do it." |
UOrMe.wav | 67 Kb |
| Scully: "You know what's
weird?" Mulder: "What?" Scully: "Mulder, she's wearing my outfit." Mulder: "How embarrassing." Scully: "Yeah, well, you know what? He's wearing yours." |
WearingMyOutfit.wav | 170 Kb |
| Mulder: "You shot me first!"
Scully: "I didn't shoot you, you shot me!" |
UShotMe.wav | 46 Kb |
| Scully: "Well, then why is
all the furniture covered?" Lyda: "We're having the house painted." Scully: "Well, then where's your Christmas tree?!" Lyda: "We're Jewish. Boo." |
Boo.wav | 73 Kb |
| Lyda: "I hope your partner finds you a lot more charming than I do." | Charming.wav | 34 Kb |
| Maurice: "You're a ghost hunter, huh?!" | GhostHunter.wav | 23 Kb |
| Maurice: "This pop psychology approach is crap! All it does is annoy them." | PopPsychology.wav | 40 Kb |
| Maurice: "Do you realize how seriously disturbed that man is?" | SeriouslyDisturbed.wav | 45 Kb |
| Mulder: "What happened to
the star-crossed lovers?" Lyda: "Oh, let me tell you the romance is the first thing to go." |
StarCrossedLovers.wav | 52 Kb |
| Scully: "If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages." | SilentNightHostages.wav | 36 Kb |
| Mulder: "Paramasturbatory?" | Paramasturbatory.wav | 24 Kb |
| Lyda: "I don't show my
hole to just anyone." Mulder: "Why are you showing it to me?" |
ShowMyHole.wav | 36 Kb |
| Mulder: "I almost gave up on you." | AlmostGaveUp.wav | 17 Kb |
| Tithonius 6x09 | ||
| Mulder: "Hi. My name is Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI. How's your X-File coming?" | ThurstonPowell.wav | 106 Kb |
| Mulder: "You're a lucky man." | LuckyMan.wav | 14 Kb |
| S. R. 819 6x10 | ||
| Electronic Voice: "Have ... you heard ... the news? It's ... in ... you." | ItsInU.wav | 76 Kb |
| Mulder: "He's going to
tell you he's all right." Skinner: "That's because there's nothing wrong with me." |
NothingWrongWMe.wav | 51 Kb |
| Skinner: "If this man poisoned me, I'm going put a gun to his head, find out why and ask him how he's going make me well." | PutAGun2HisHead.wav | 47 Kb |
| Skinner: "I'm in your hands." | ImInURHands.wav | 19 Kb |
| Mulder: "Federal agent! Stop right there!" | StopRightThere.wav | 27 Kb |
| Mulder: "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful." | DontHateMe.wav | 23 Kb |
| Two Fathers 6x11 | . . | . . |
| CSM: "I've trusted no one." | IveTrustedNo1.wav | 11 Kb |
| Spender: "Keeping Fox
Mulder down is not a job. It's your dirty work!"(CSM
smacks Spender across the face) CSM: "You pale to Fox Mulder." |
UPale2FoxMulder.wav | 91 Kb |
| CSM: "The truth was out there, fatally exposed." | FatallyExposed.wav | 51 Kb |
| Dr. Openshaw: "A man should never live long enough to see his children or his work destroyed." | LiveLongEnough.wav | 68 Kb |
| Cassandra Spender: "Oh, my
God, I think I'm gonna pee the floor." Mulder: "Don't ... don't do that." |
IThinkImGonna.wav | 66 Kb |
| Mulder: "You looking for
work, Agent Spender? 'Cause if you are, I got a whole
pile in that middle drawer that I'd love to shove down
someone's throat." |
LookN4Work.wav | 65 Kb |
| Krycek: "Resistance was futile then, why would it be any less so now?" | ResistanceWasFutile.wav | 42 Kb |
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