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Season Five Sounds
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| Quote | File Name and Link | File Size |
| Unusual Suspects 5x01 | ||
| Frohike: "Why don't you just kick this guy's ass?" | KickThisGuysAss.wav | 19 Kb |
| Frohike: "Hello pretty lady..." | PrettyLady.wav | 20 Kb |
| Frohike: "Shut up punk." | ShutUpPunk.wav | 10 Kb |
| Frohike: "My kung fu is the best." | MyKungFuIsTheBest.wav | 15 Kb |
| Frohike: "Your kung fu is the best." | URKungFuIsTheBest.wav | 17 Kb |
| Frohike: "Welcome to the dark side." | DarkSide.wav | 14 Kb |
| Langly: "We're screwed..." | WeRScrewed.wav | 19 Kb |
| Langly: "Shut up ya narc!" | YaNarc.wav | 14 Kb |
| Langly: "Daddy needs a new sword of wounding..." | SwordOfWounding.wav | 20 Kb |
| Byers: "You just look like you could use some help." | UseSomeHelp.wav | 22 Kb |
| Byers: "I'm sorry, I think this is the end of the line." | EndOfTheLine.wav | 22 Kb |
| Mr. X: "I heard it was a lone gunman." | LoneGunman.wav | 20 Kb |
| Mr. X: "No one touches this man." | No1Touches.wav | 18 Kb |
| Det. Munch: "Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo, I'm not Geraldo!" | ImNotGeraldo.wav | 59 Kb |
| Mulder: "They're here! They're here! They're here!" | TheyRHere.wav | 75 Kb |
| Redux 5x02 | ||
| CSM: "I will not be cut out like this." | NotBCutOut.wav | 21 Kb |
| CSM: "No one bothered to inform me of this." | No1Bothered.wav | 27 Kb |
| CSM: "You need my expertise." | Expertise.wav | 20 Kb |
| CSM: "It seems I've been left out of the loop." | OutOfTheLoop.wav | 26 Kb |
| Scully: "All lies lead to the truth, isn't that right?" | LiesLead2TheTruth.wav | 26 Kb |
| Mulder: "Keep going, FBI woman ..." | KeepGoing.wav | 18 Kb |
| Redux II 5x03 | ||
| Mulder: "One sorry son of a bitch speaking ..." | SorrySOB.wav | 22 Kb |
| CSM: "I'm here tonight as a friend, Agent Mulder." | Friend.wav | 25 Kb |
| Detour 5x04 | ||
| Scully: "Mulder, I'm not alone." | ImNotAlone.wav | 23 Kb |
| Mulder: "I was told once
that the best way regenerate body heat is to crawl naked
into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked." Scully: "Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky." |
RainsSleepingBags.wav | 106 Kb |
| Mulder: "Kill me now." | KillMeNow.wav | 11 Kb |
| Mulder: "I know these things." | IKnowTheseThings.wav | 10 Kb |
| Mulder: "Par-tay!" | ParTay.wav | 13 Kb |
| Mulder: "Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass." | TailhookCrap.wav | 39 Kb |
| Mulder: "No, yes, actually yeah." | NoYesYeah.wav | 25 Kb |
| Mulder: "I don't want to wrestle." | Wrestle.wav | 9 Kb |
| Scully: "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said, but I helped him drink his wine." | JoyToTheWorld.wav | 162 Kb |
| Post-Modern Prometheus 5x06 | ||
| Mulder: "Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number?" | 900no.wav | 34 Kb |
| Kitsunegari 5x08 | ||
| Mulder: "Either you come back here on your own, or I drag your sorry ass back on the bumper of my car!" | BumperOfMyCar.wav | 51 Kb |
| Schizogeny 5x09 | ||
| Mulder: "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?" | TurningUOn.wav | 54 Kb |
| Chinga 5x10 | ||
| Mulder: "Scully..."
Scully: "Yes?" Mulder: "Marry me." |
MarryMe.wav | 38 Kb |
| Scully: "What are you
watching, Mulder?" Mulder: "It’s the World’s Deadliest Swarms." |
WhatRUWatching.wav | 57 Kb |
| Scully: "That poster.
Where’d you get it?" Mulder: "Oh, I got it down on "M" Street at some head shop about five years ago." |
ThatPoster.wav | 86 Kb |
| Evil Doll: "Let's have fun." | LetsHaveFun.wav | 17 Kb |
| Evil Doll: "I want to play." | IWant2Play.wav | 19 Kb |
| Scully: "I was hoping for something a little more helpful." | Helpful.wav | 28 Kb |
| Kill Switch 5x11 | ||
| Scully: "You believe this load of crap?" | LoadOfCrap.wav | 24 Kb |
| Frohike: "She is so hot." | SheIsSoHot.wav | 18 Kb |
| Bad Blood 5x12 | ||
| Skinner: "Daylight's burning agents..." | DaylightsBurning.wav | 14 Kb |
| Scully: "You know, I haven't
eaten since six o'clock this morning and all that was was
half of a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese." |
LightCreamCheese.wav | 67 Kb |
| Scully: "I do it all for you, Mulder!" | IDoItAll4U.wav | 17 Kb |
| Scully: "Ooooo boy ..." | OoooBoy.wav | 9 Kb |
| Scully: "Yadda yadda yadda." | YaddaYadda.wav | 15 Kb |
| Scully: "Yeeha..." | Yeehah.wav | 12 Kb |
| Scully: "I just put money in the Magic Fingers!" | MagicFingers.wav | 23 Kb |
| Scully: "If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it." | IfTheresAPoint.wav | 29 Kb |
| Scully: "What am I even
looking for?" Mulder: "I don't know." |
Looking4.wav | 50 Kb |
| Scully: "Is there any sign
of..." Mulder: "Two small puncture wounds on the neck?" Scully: "That's not what I was going to ask." Mulder: "Too bad. We got 'em. Check it out." |
CheckItOut.wav | 50 Kb |
| Mulder: "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can ya dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother, shut your mouth! Talkin' 'bout Shaft." | Shaft.wav | 100 Kb |
| Mulder: "Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge. She's gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein." | LargeMarge.wav | 61 Kb |
| Mulder: "Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?" | Cemetery.wav | 37 Kb |
| Mulder: "Come on, Scully, get those little legs moving, come on." | LittleLegs.wav | 26 Kb |
| Mulder: "I did not!" | IDidNot.wav | 18 Kb |
| Mulder: "I was drugged!" | IWasDrugged.wav | 11 Kb |
| Mulder: "Hope you brought your cowboy boots." | CowboyBoots.wav | 16 Kb |
| Mulder: "Don't say I never did nothing for ye..." | ForYe.wav | 21 Kb |
| Mulder: "Don't even start with me." | DontEvenStart.wav | 14 Kb |
| Mulder: "How does that grab ya?" | GrabYa.wav | 10 Kb |
| Mulder: "Oh shi ..." | OhShi.wav | 28 Kb |
| Mulder: "Yeeha!" | Yeeha.wav | 9 Kb |
| Patient X 5x13 | ||
| Mulder: "One
more anal-probing, gyro pyro, levitating ecoplasm, alien
anti-matter story and I'm gonna take out my gun and
shoot somebody." |
AnalProbing.wav | 82 Kb |
| Krycek: "Your authority isn't recognized here." | Authority.wav | 20 Kb |
| Krycek: "Well, look who's answering the bat phone." | BatPhone.wav | 29 Kb |
| Krycek: "You tell them to kiss my American ass." | AmericanAss.wav | 33 Kb |
| Mulder: "Do I look like I'm
having fun, Scully?" Scully: "You look constipated actually." |
HavingFun.wav | 42 Kb |
| Scully: "You seem to have invalidated your own work. Have a nice life." | HaveANiceLife.wav | 35 Kb |
| Scully: "I guess I'm done here." | ImDoneHere.wav | 14 Kb |
| Scully: "You've come a long way, Mulder." | UComeALongWay.wav | 17 Kb |
| The Red and the Black 5x14 | ||
| Skinner: "I've got a problem." | IveGotAProblem.wav | 13 Kb |
| Scully: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God..." | OhMyGod.wav | 60 Kb |
| Krycek: "I'm here to help you." | Here2HelpU.wav | 14 Kb |
| Krycek: In Russian "Good luck to you, my friend." | Russian.wav | 25 Kb |
| Krycek: "You must be
losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand."
Mulder: "Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?" |
BeatUWith1Hand.wav | 61Kb |
| Mulder: "It's time to thank your lucky stars." | ThankURLuckyStars.wav | 20 Kb |
| Mulder: "If those are my last words, I can do better." | MyLastWords.wav | 22 Kb |
| All Souls 5x17 | ||
| Scully: "Are you asking for my help?" | RUAsking4MyHelp.wav | 15 Kb |
| The Pine Bluff Variant 5x18 | ||
| Mulder: "Ok, deal me in." | DealMeIn.wav | 12 Kb |
| Mulder: "I don't need a car. You can just call me a cab. That'll be fine." | CallMeACab.wav | 30 Kb |
| Skinner: "I'm getting a bad feeling about this." | BadFeeling.wav | 20 Kb |
| Folie a Deux 5x19 | ||
| Mulder: "I'm Monster Boy, right?" | MonsterBoy.wav | 17 Kb |
| Mulder: "Monsters .... I'm your boy." | Monsters.wav | 29 Kb |
| Mulder: "Five years together Scully. You must have seen this coming." | UMustHaveSeenThis.wav | 60 Kb |
| Mulder: "Scully, at the
risk of you telling me, 'I told you so', I think it's
time for you to get down here and help me." Scully: "I told you so." |
IToldUSo.wav | 70 Kb |
| Scully: "Have you slept?" | HaveUSlept.wav | 9 Kb |
| Skinner: "I don't want to hear another word out of you!" | NotAnotherWord.wav | 21 Kb |
| The End 5x20 | ||
| Mulder: "What's up?" | WhatsUp.wav | 6 Kb |
| Frohike: "Oooh, a walk on the wild side..." | WalkOnTheWildSide.wav | 28 Kb |
| Mulder: "What's wrong with
Baywatch?" Gibson: "You've got a dirty mind." |
DirtyMind.wav | 46 Kb |
| Scully: "I have to disappear for a bit." | Disappear.wav | 18 Kb |
| Scully: "I need your help." | INeedURHelp.wav | 14 Kb |
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