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More Trouble in Little China: The 3 Storms | |||||||||||||||||
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Every good movie needs cool bad guys. Well, Big Trouble definitely fills that requirement. Check out the three storms: evil henchmen of the sorcerer Lo Pan. Thunder: the cutest and most sociable of the storms. He likes to cut people up with his crescent blades and blow himself up. Also has the films best accent. | ||||||||||||||||
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Rain: the most somber and nasty of the three. He gets turned on by torturing people with little red Nerf balls. He also has hair to rival even Disney's Pocahontas. Likes to cut people up with his metal back-scratchers. | ||||||||||||||||
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Lightning: the only storm with no lines. Not a real talkative guy. He has the interesting power of being able to roll peoples' eyes up into their heads. Likes to kill people with spinning forks. Nice, huh? Note: For all you video game fans... Lightning here was the inspiration for Mortal Kombat's Raiden. Even Lightning's real name is Raiden. I wonder if they thought no one would notice...? Back to Ninja Assassin's Dojo | ||||||||||||||||
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