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 Geier: Y'know, I think I preferred mimes BEFORE they started taking themselves so seriously... |
 tandy: i just made a stinky! |
 MadSigntist: "Come on, Professor Arturo, you are lagging behi....ooops, sorry. That's a truck. Nevermind." |
 MadSigntist: 275 non-stop showings of 'Taboo II' will do that to you. |
 Astryk9: my balls fell off, and pavorotti ate them |
 famousmortimer: Every revolution needs a handsome charismatic leader, or in their case, this guy |
 Astryk9: please douche before oral sex, I appreciate it |
 Geier: Because ben-wa balls are so passe'. THESE take a REAL professional...! |
 MadSigntist: Infected with Hairpes...the *thinking* man's genital warts. |
 UnReality: "I'm HUGE!" |
 UnReality: "Give us a kiss." |
 amycamus: A nutty, S&M, all male version of "The Color Purple". |
 amycamus: "Don't play dumb with ME! I have the receipt showing purchase of one Pleasure Vibe 2000!" |
 MadSigntist: "AIEEEE!!! Someone get this bloodthirsty gerbil offa me!!!!!!!" |
 Astryk9: i like sex with hamsters and I'm proud of it |
 Astryk9: ahhh, pavorotii, found out where the gerbil is, in his pants! |
 MadSigntist: "Honey! The neighbor's daemon possessed trampoline is siphoning green peppers from my garden again. Go talk to its owner, would you?" |
Enapov: o/~ Those boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do....Someday these boots are gonna walk all over goo! o/~ |
questor: Damn, booger won't flick. |
questor: Unfortunately, a Virgin doesn't understand "reentry". |
 questor: I learned this in prison. |
