9 1/2 weeks

director: adrian lyne ( lolita, jacob's ladder, flashdance)

stars: mickey rourke, kim basinger

plot:

a movie that's suppose to be about a sexy guy seduces a pretty and inexperienced girl falls into being a weird guy who knows nothing about arousing a women trying to force ridiculous situation after situation on her pathetic and uninspired desperate charactor. watching the scenes is almost painful, the guy has no imagination and comes up with repeatative and unsensual experiences for them to play out. there's more feeling and actual true abandon of sexual hang ups in most porno's than in this thing. it's absurb while bordering on the cruel. i really think that hollywood and most it's people have no clue how to seduce a women and unfortunately some men fall into these cliches that are forced on an unawares public. please spare yourself the humiliation and don't try the majority of this "seduction techniques" on any women, they'll most likely either run and never come back after having molasses poured on them or they'll go postal on you. really, it's pathetic.