Mr. Stitch

starring: rutger hauer, wil wheaton

Astry's

savior's:

plot:

jesus does this movie suck. Almost one hour is spent in a cheap white room. Only three people are in this blessed thing . There's stray nurses and such but only very, very briefly. Oh yeah, and a big ball that watches wil wheaton. Rutger musta just but stoned. I usually like his movies but this is just to go awful to recommend. It isn't even so bad that it's riffable. It' like watching the white paint on the set dry. It stinks. One of those movies that takes itself way more serious than the anyone viewing. It stinks, avoid, in fact hide it from others! There's no gore, action , half the time you can't hear the dialog. You're gonna fall asleep about 20 minutes in. Don't waste your money.