I want some more


animebabe:
'Wanna touch my little Kosmo?"

animebabe:
"You know.. in this light,, you almost look like a woman..." "You know.. in this light.. you almost look Bang-able..."

animebabe:
OH MY VIRGIN EYES!


RollingSkull:
What an odd fortune...


rickubis:
Ooh, Mr. Sexy! And precisely WHICH bodily fluids were you wanting to exchange?

Astryk9:
ohh, pearl necklace

Astryk9:
I'm just happy to see you

Generik:
Conservative men always carry an extra raincoat to the porn theater with them... "Just in case."

Enapov:
It was a hot, sultry night in the city and my pants were full of crap...Meanwhile my car was being painted by birds ....

croe_sirveaux:
He reported speaking to a man, but the FBI reassured him it was only swamp gas.


Enapov:
Damn another big bang ...Edna get the bomb shelter ready

Enapov:
It'll be okay...I will be very gentle....


Savior3:
The end table looks apalled by the lack of passion in this scene

YingYang:
Sonny Bono and Jerry Garcia are bunkmates in Heaven...


MadSigntist:
"...well, just keep applying suction until his tallywhacker responds! What? You say you've sucked until his anus has collapsed? I'll get back to you."


porpoise:
I tell you my target heart rate IS ninety-five.

porpoise:
The striped unicorn got his pointy thing stuck in the gate.

BuckFifty:
First Wave... Tampax was there....

animebabe:
"Pull my finger!" "*koff* Too late"

animebabe:
"Damn. and I just washed my car."

animebabe:
"I have just the thing!!" "What is it Spock??" "Labelmaker!"

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