Astry's Helpful Hints and Codes

I think I'll divide this up into sections for ease of reference both for you and myself.My main purpose is to help my fellow humble narrators on their journey through all things that come before them. Some things being rather trivial, while others more distressful. I really wanted to help in my own way to better this world full of unneccessary down trodden souls and bereived ones. We as a society have taken it upon ourselves to turn everything into someone else's fault, so in turn we raise children who either feel guilty for everything that doesn't pertain to them or they simply could care less because they can say it's not my fault, so no one gets punished. I find it sickening, but there's hope. As I've been called a great new hope by a fellow friend I've decided enough is enough and this Great New Hope will bestow the world with her genious and sense of discipline. I know you say, well, isn't that a bit egotistical astry? Well, yes I suppose it is, if you wish, all can sit idly by as they have for decades now and ignore what's happening, or they can get some damn confidence for once and take on the mighty wrath of smushy-ness. Yes, I said smushy-ness. The tv's, the video games, the movies, the magazines, the demented cannibal next door, the eery little girlscout, that dang dog that barks all night, these things are in NO, I said NO way responsible for the pathetic excuse you raised that's beating up a dog while we're reading this, or that slut of a dingbat daughter out on her back somewhere. Let's face it, if you blame everyone for your own misgivings, fears, inadiquencies, hatreds, predudices, religon, parents, whatever the hell your trying to blame yourself on now, you're passing the buck and hopeing someone else will fix it. Well, here I am, you better run now because I will not make excuses for your tedious revelations about being a fit parent or a great girlfriend or whatever the heck you are. If you can't accept responsibility for yourself, go home to mama because you ain't ready for life baby, and boy I bet you get in up the wazzu everyday because of it. Now, if you're a guy, some of this will pertain to you, but mostly I'm speaking to girls because, being one, I figure I'm best qualified to say something aboiut this to them, where as to guys, find your own damn hope. If this helps guys too, well great, but I will be mentioning girlie stuff so you might wanna tune out some of this. Here comes the Great New Hope views on life.

Catagories

Birth

Adolescence

Teenage years

College life

Dating

Relationships

Friends

Family

Health

Daily Nusences

Media