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Cappin Bonanza


spacefreak:
The crew watch in awe as kirk makes his foot disapear in sulu's ass!


BuckFifty:
"I don't care WHO you are mister! Anyone goes about calling himself 'Mr Inbetween' BETTER be pretty damn limber..."

BuckFifty:
"Wow, thanks for the loan of the shirt here. I think the red brings out my eyes. What? Why you snickering like that?"


BuckFifty:
"... no seriously, what's so funny? The shirt fit wrong? Damnit! Fine, don't tell me. I'm going down to the planet's surface..."

Scouty:
Pavarotti, workin for his meals. He'll be working 24/7, let me tell you!

MadSigntist:
"I claim this PopTart™ in the name of the Federation! *chomp*"

Enapov:
Is Spock mating that haggis?


Astryk9:
when shootin' heroine isn't enough

amycamus:
Velure Man and the Velveteen Kid to the rescue!

amycamus:
"Damn cotton! Why should there be just ONE fabric of our lives??"

UnReality:
"Birthday noogies!"

DiscoBoy:
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?

medusaD:
"Whoa, Spock!! That was rank!!"

amycamus:
"Come on! Vogue!"

YingYang:
I just found two reasons to like this show....

Buffoon:
Spin The Baby... new from Hasbro!

amycamus:
"Di..di....DINOSAUR!" "Ssssh, dude! It's just the smack taking effect..."

psymorph:
"Me hate you long time, Yankee Pig!" "Actually, I'm Canadian." "Me hate you shorter time then."

Kobra_Kai:
Room Raider?

Xigeous:
Next on Springer... Men who refuse to use Viagra and the women who love them... or try...

Xigeous:
Now THIS is why dental floss should come with instructions...

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