soth:
Easily Distracted Date: "And that's when I
moved in with my parents....Holy Sh*t! Sliders is
on!"
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UnReality:
"They called me mad when I proposed we
splice together frog and kangaroo DNA. Well, I
was mad, but that's not the point!"
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Astryk9:
i've got my vibrator, now where's my lube?
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amycamus:
"What the hell were you thinking? Entering a
Polish dog eating contest..sheesh!"
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Darth_Idaho:
Its amazing what people will try to pass of as
carry on luggage.
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Astryk9:
sliders, for all your flying crotch needs
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Sidius:
Sounds like a sale in Tennessee: "Money back
guarantee or kin!" I'll go for the cash,
thanks.
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Geier:
THIS is what happens when you go with the cheap,
"some-assembly-required" vibrators.
Next time, be smart and get the VibraMaster 3000,
from Ronco!
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GersonK:
I see first, I see third. Gonzalez left a
giant...
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farsider14:
wo,you want to zip that thing back up coloneal
sanders!
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UnReality:
"I don't care what you say, Captain. I don't
think you're man enough for these new vibrating
panties."
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theykilledkenny:
Mister Spock walks like an Egyptian.
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