Armageddon

stars: bruce willis, that old guy singer's daughter

Plot:

I'ma gettin' tired of this already. A smushy icky flick disgused as an action flick. i hate it when they trick you like this. Man aand is this ever lame ass shit. The tired soundtrack, bullshit plot, lame effects, crap ass shit acting , pathetic attempt at some kind of plausability and the overdramatic mellowdrama is way too much for me. Please, armageddon had better be cooler than this stank dingleberry of a ripoff flick, or I'm a gonna whop some ass on it. Man this begins ok and sinks desperately for almost 2 hours of none action trivial lame ass lovey dovey horseshit. By the time they get to the asteroid, all i could think was shit, if i had a laser i'd blast that thing with them on it so I could go home and bathe in terpentine to get it outa my system. it is rank.