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		9 & 1/2 Ninjas
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		A spoof of kung fu movies and erotic thrillers.
					Yang
		A lame attempt at the over the top spoof of the type that the Zucker Bros made famous, it teeters between mildly amusing to sad.If you have nothing else to watch it passes as a movie but if you have a choice look for something else.
					Ying
		Silly little opus about some goofy girl and a horrible ninja(?) guy who apparently fall in love while he's suppose to be training her. Mindless but entertaining in a car accident kind of way.
		A Better Tommorrow
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		Starring:	Chow Yun Fat				Director:	John Woo
			Leslie Cheung				Producer:
				Description:
		Former hitmen team up to bring down the mob boss that double crossed them.
					Yang
		This thing sucks. And this is supposed to be the best of John Woo?
					Ying
		wow, did this bore the tears out of me. I shit for two weeks straight trying to get it all out of my system. Avoid it. Woo, keep your damn birds at home will ya?
		Aces Go Places 3
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		Starring:	Sammo Hung	Sylvia Chang			Director:	Tsui Hark
			Karl Maka				Producer:	Raymond Wong
				Description:
		Sammo & Gang wander around the beach, see Witch Doctors, try to get a girl naked through various sneaking means and generally have fun. An oddly amusing movie.
					Yang
					Ying

		American Samurai
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		Starring:	Mark Decascos				Director:
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				Description:
		An American Baby is raised by a Samurai family, this makes the real Samurai Son (Dacascos) angry and he joins the Gangs. Years later the two meet in a Turkish deathmatch and need to battle it out.
					Yang
		Billed as Bloodsport with swords, it should have been billed as Shootfighter without Bolo. The plot was meaningless, the preminary fights were good but Samurai fighting is dull. Conservation of movement doesn't make a good Movie fight.
					Ying
		Dacascos can be in major fucking turds, this is one of the many. no redeeming qualities to this thing.
		Angefist
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		Starring:	Melissa Moore				Director:
			Cat Sassoon				Producer:
				Description:
		Something about a karate tournament in the Phillippines and some bad guys running around kidnapping the female fighters.
					Yang
		Although Cat Sassoon is in the leading role, Melissa Moore outact, outstrips, and out kicks the North American Forms and Weapons Champion. Lots of nudity and desent fighting by Moore. (Not by Sassoon).
					Ying
		Cat Sassoon. Queen of her own misfortune. She's out gunned by B movie Queen, Melissa Moore. It's sad when a supposed karate champion is shown up by a soft core and horror movie actress. She's out acted, out kicked, and out nuded by the great MM. Only watch for the few but very well done scenes with MM, Cat should go to the Humane Society and be put out of our misery.
		Beast Cops
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		Starring:	Anthony Wong				Director:
			Sam Lee				Producer:
				Description:
		Three Cops (Anthony Wong, Micheal Wong, and Sam Lee) get into a war with one of the triads after Alphonse the Big Brother of the triad, and Tung(Anthony Wong)'s freind has to flee Hong Kong and a young psycho takes over. A great movie with odd, inapproperate monologs by all the actors. Lots of Machete fights.
					Yang
		I love this odd little movie. Even Micheal Wong tried to act. The odd little monologs were totally out of place but I guess they softened the odd little machete fights.
					Ying
		Now, accept this please. It's a Micheal Wong film that's actually really good. It's full of retarded humour but that makes it all the better. The Anthony Wong goes super berserk at the end is really great.

		Black Mask
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		Starring:	Jet Li	Lau Ching Wan			Karen Mok	Director:	Daniel Lee Yan-Kong
			Francoise Yip	Anthony Wong			Lung Kong	Producer:	Tsui Hark
				Description:
		Jet Li is a quiet librarian who happens to be super human. (So no haggling over late fees) Him and a freind battle a group who is trying to take over the Triads.
					Yang
		OK the plot is silly, but Jet Li kicks some serious ass in this film. So if you want action you get it.
					Ying
		A librarian goes bonkers when some hot chick won't return the copy of "how to act badly without really trying in 6 easy steps". Babes abound, ugly guys abound, action scenes abound, this dang this is abounding before your eyes. Oh, I did like it. Cameos by Anthony Wong and Xiong Xin Xin and Moses Chan.
		Blade
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		Starring:	Wesley Snipes					Director:	Stephen Norrington
			Stephen Doff					Producer:
				Description:
		Blade is a half human / half vampire who needs to stop Deacon Frost a turned vampire from killing all of humanity.
					Yang
		This movie kicks major ass.I'm not a fan of Snipes but man can he kick ass in this film.
					Ying
		It out does Scream, by giving you Traci Lords drenched in blood within the first five minutes, then doesn't bother letting you breathe for a good hour or so. Cool fights, one would think Snipes looks mighty gay in that outfit, but you'd get a serious case of hurt if he heard you.Overall excellant movie.
		Blind Fury
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		Starring:	Ruger Haur	Brandon Call			Meg Foster	Director:	Phillip Noyce
			Terry O'quinn	Lisa Blount			Sho Kosugi	Producer:	Daniel Grodnik
				Description:
		Rutger is a blind man who drives around and kicks ass
					Yang
		Sometimes the VCR can be a terrible thing. Here is what I wrote when I reviewed this film from memory: Rutger at his best in a silly role. Its super funny, although the script didn't seem to be written that way. After rewatching this cinimatic treat heres what I have to say: This is one of the worst pieces of trash ever to be put on celluliod. I would rather watch gay porn than watch this movie agian.
					Ying
		I must have been stone dead, drunk to actually like this fetted piece of horseshit. It is so fucking boring, then it hits you with pediphilia up the ass so hard you'd think Ron Jeremy was back there.

		Bloodfist
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		Starring:	Don "the Dragon" Wilson				Director:
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				Description:
		Low budget remake of Low budget Kickboxer.
					Yang
		The actors don't live up to the high standards of the genre. Wilson is no Van Damme. The only redeaming thing in this thing is the sub-sub-plot of a girl following one of the lead actors all around Hong Kong.
					Ying
		Now I know why I don't watch don " the drag queen" wilson. Dull, boring, lacking in any redeeming qualities, save it's good for insomnia.
		BloodPact
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		Evil Kung Fu masters take over a town and one kid must stop them. He learns Kung Fu at the Sholin Temples gym. And needs to go back constantly for refresher courses until he meets the grandmaster of Kung Fu.
					Yang
		Oh boy, The Shaw bros looked long and hard to find this cameraman. Imagine all the bad shots in all the Shaw bros films put in one film. And you have this film.
					Ying
		This thing had me laughing so much, water shot out of my nose. Jackie Chan is something in this but it's off scene. Most of the movie is off scene too! Shaw Bros. might have let this cameraman go right after. The great mountain talking and fighting with itself is oddly thought provoking. Well, if you were as big and fairly immovable as a mountain, you might ague with yourself every now and then. We also get great shots of knees, elbows and plants having a cup of tea. Stray tops of heads wander around babbling about something the dubbers couldn't be involved in, and who could resist the sheer scope of not everything beong in one field, of course the action all took place in one field, but the cameraman was more interested in the trees over by the other field to show it.
		Bloodsport
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		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme				Director:
			Bolo Yeung				Producer:
				Description:
		Van Damme enters a the Kumite (an illegal anything goes competition) and fights fighters up to the ultimate challage, Bolo.
					Yang
		Well the story sucks but the fights are great. The final fight was spoofed in Hot Shots 2.
					Ying
		Kickboxer without the funny bits.apparently.more budget less movie.

		Boxer's Adventure
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		Starring:	Meng Fei	Ko Shau Lieng			Director:	Tyrone Shu
			Tan Tao Liang				Producer:
				Description:
		4 Kung Fu masters must find out who is send people out to get in random fights with them. The why is never really explained.
					Yang
		I never thought I'd say it, but there were too many fight scenes in this film.If you saw a stray guy wandering by. You knew it was time for a fight to break out. I've seen porno with more set up.
					Ying
		Tao Tan Something has way to many fights and absolutely no script. if utter mindless guys walking, getting into fight for no reason, walking a little further to see other guys at random get into fights for no reason, is your thing, this fucker is loaded and cocked for your viewing gayness.
		Coolie Killer
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		Starring:	Charlie Chin	Yue Hua			Director:	Terry Tong
			Cecilia Yip				Producer:
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		Un watchable.
					Yang
		All I can say is Ni da ma.
					Ying
		sucked fucking dingleberries.
		Crime Story
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		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Kirk Wong
			Kent Cheng				Producer:
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		Police Inspector Chan (Chan) investigates a kidnapping.
					Yang
		Definitely not the best work of Chan and Wong.
					Ying

		Crimewave
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		Starring:	Bruce Campbell				Director:	Sam Rami
			Louise Lasser				Producer:
				Description:
		Spoof of Serial killers.
					Yang
		Zany spoof- stupid movie you be the judge.
					Ying
		stupid
		Crystal Hunt
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		Starring:	Donnie Yen	Carrie Ng			Director:	Tsui Pak Lam
			Sibelle Hu				Producer:	Cheung Yau
				Description:
		Basically three groups are looking for a Magic Crystal and end up fighting over it.
					Yang
		Like most Donnie Yen films, This one has lots of action but the plot is all over the place.
					Ying
		Deadly China Hero
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		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Wong Jing
			?				Producer:
				Description:
		Wong Fei Hung tries to save the day again. Some bad guys try to open up a brothel in the temple next door to Po Chi Lam and when the lam'ers find out, all heck breaks loose. Even has a fight between Li And Liu, Gordon that is. Lots of fighting, wirefu and general nonsense, but rises above itself to be truely ok.
					Yang
		Lots of fights and Jet Li but I didn't catch the rest.
					Ying
		Bad subtitles, bad effects, bad acting and alot of wire fu. A masterpiece.
		Desperado
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		Starring:	Antonio Bandaris				Director:	Robert Rodregiuz
			Steve Bechime				Producer:
				Description:
		Antonio Bandaris returns to the town where bad guys crippled him when he was young and sets out on revenge, with the town being caught in the crossfire.
					Yang
		In the right Action film Bandaris is fantastic. And in this big budget seguel to El Mariaci he is at his best.
					Ying
		Cool gun fights. Tolerable premise. Not enough pussy to prevent this from being a bit on the gay side, but if you're a chick you won't mind the director being in love with filming Bandaras in every scene Way too many shots of Tarentino make this for a hard swallow..

		Double Dragon
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		Starring:	Mark Decascos				Director:
			Robert Patrick				Producer:
				Description:
		Two bros, One Italian, One not(Mark Decascos). must learn the secert of the double dragon medalion of Robert Patrick will out act them.
					Yang
		I'd like to say only Dacascos fighting could save this turd, but it didn't. That left Robert Patrick's acting to raise this turd. Amazingly that was the best part of the film, Wow, that shows how sad the rest of the movie is.
					Ying
		It's sad when Robert Patrick's acting is the best thing about a movie. That's probably the first time those words were ever put together in all of english history. But, it's true. He over acts so badly it makes this retarded thing almost, almost watchable. But not really.
		Dragon's Forever
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		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Sammo Hung
			Yuen Biao				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie tries to save a fishing village, I guess.
					Yang
		Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao, and Sammo Hung when these three get together a great movie comes out regardless of the plot.
					Ying
		Drive
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		Starring:	Mark Decascos				Director:	?
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				Description:
		Mark Decascos has an implant in him that makes him superhuman. He wants to sell it to an American Company and naturally the Hong Kong company that made it wants to stop him.
					Yang
		Wow!!! Decascos kicks some serious ass. If you only see one Mark Decascos film watch this one. Seriously it's the only good film he's been in.
					Ying
		cool. good kareoke.

		Drunken master
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		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	?
			Sam Seed				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie plays Wong Fei Hung, The legendary hero of China before he is famous. His father sends him to learn "Drunken Fist Boxing" from his master. It ends with a long fight in the field.
					Yang
		Normally I hate the "Long drawn-out fight in the field outside Shaw Bros studio" that is the trademark of the 70's and early 80's Kung-Fu movies. But Jackie keeps this one amusing with his faces.
					Ying
		Jackie vs. Huang Jang Lee, in a field. I like it.
		Enter the Fat Dragon
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		Starring:	Sammo Hung	Roy Chiao			Director:	Sammo Hung
			Li-Hai-Sheng	Leung Kar Yan			Producer:
				Description:
		Sammo is a pig farmer who idolizes Bruce Lee. He moves to the city gets in trouble with the gangs who he beats up.
					Yang
		Sammo kicks ass, This film shows off his fighting and acting. and it's one of the greatest comedies ever made.
					Ying
		Sammo does a nice tribute to Bruce Lee, it's funny with just the right amount of fights to not make you question your sexuality.
		Faster Pussycat Kill, kill!
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		Starring:	Tura Santana				Director:	Russ Myers
			Haji				Producer:	Russ Myers
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		Three sexy go-go dancers get into a web of murder,kidnapping, lust and robbery after a hot rod race goes horribly wrong.
					Yang
		One of the finest Films ever made.
					Ying
		All time best chicks in tight clothing kicking your ass movie. It rocks.
		Fearless Hyena 1&2
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		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	?
			?				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie fights in a field.
					Yang
		A fight in the field behind Shaw bros studio. Haven't we seen this before. Jackie adds a new twist by dragging it out over two films.
					Ying

		First Strike
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		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	jackie chan
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				Description:
		Jackie is a cop(Surprize) who skiis after bad guys gets in an underwater fight with sharks adding to the action and wears funny underwear.
					Yang
		This movie is fun to watch. It's Jackie at his goofest.
					Ying
		Nice action, tolorable plot, if there was one, and you see jackie's naked butt.
		Fist of Legend
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		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Gordon Chan
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				Description:
		Chen (Li) is studying in Japan and learns his master has been murdered. He returns to avenge his masters death but his school kicks him out because he has a Japanese girlfriend. In the end he must put everything aside to save his school against the evil Japanese General.
					Yang
		Li is at his best in this remake of Bruce Lee's Fist of Legend.
					Ying
		Cool fights, excellant job by all the fighters, even the ones who only get their nads bunched up. Remake of Bruce Lee's fine flick. This being far superior in my opinion.
		Fist Power
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		Starring:	Chiu Man Chuk				Director:	Wong Jing
			Anthony Wong				Producer:
				Description:
		Chiu Man Chuk must bring Wong's son across Hong Kong to him and everybody in Hong Kong tries to stop him.
					Yang
		Chiu Man Chuk is the man, Great Action.
					Ying
		Lots of fights and action from the master himself, WONG JING!

		Full Contact
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		Starring:	Chow Yun Fat				Director:	Ringo Lam
			Simon Yam				Producer:
				Description:
		Jeff (Fat) is a bouncer who has to save a freind from a loan shark, and gets deeper and deeper into the triad until a final confrontation with the boss (Yam)
					Yang
		It great to see Chow Yun Fat in picture made by someone besides John Woo. This was watchable and the scenes were memorable even if the plot wasn't.
					Ying
		Yam's a big boss in this one. He's bad, he's mean, he's insane and He's GAY! it's a classic, just for his fine performance.
		Hard Target
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		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme				Director:	John Woo
			Lance Hendrickson				Producer:
				Description:
		Hendrickson runs a hunting ring that hunts down homeless people. Van Damme turns into their latest target.
					Yang
		This movie has alot more action than your typical John Woo film. Amazingly Van Dammes fight direction and Woo's Gun-Fu style actually blend together well. If only Lance's men had gone after all the damn birds.
					Ying
		OK, so this woo flick can be watched, but it's one of the few.
		Hard-Boiled
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		Starring:	Chow Yun Fat				Director:	John Woo
			Anthony Wong				Producer:
				Description:
		Even die hard Woo fans couldn't tell you what the plot of this one is.
					Yang
		With a movie this incomprehensible to his credit it's no wonder Tom Cruise picked Woo to do MI 2.
					Ying
		Mr. Chow is in the hospital rescuing babies from hong kong's answer to health care, a major explosion of the entire hospital. one way to solve malpractice suits.

		Help!
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		Starring:	Ekin Cheng Yee Kin				Director:	Jonny To
			Jordon Chan Siu Chun				Producer:
				Description:
		An amusing movie about 3 doctors who work for the worst hospital in Hong Kong. The only time the other doctors worked on someone was after the victim jumped off the roof and smashed their cars, They needed him alive so they could sue him. Super funny but loses some at the end with a really weird (Even by HK standards) ending.
					Yang
		Ekin really has some comic flare. He should stick to comedy and let others work with Wong Jing in the action stuff.
					Ying
		Since it's not an action movie, I was surprised I picked up a comedy somehow. But as Hong Kong comedies go, you will have one of the strangest movies you've ever seen along with it making you laugh quite a bit. I like this one even though there's no action, no tits either, the leading girl is flatter than Ekin. Watch out for the guy who's in love with her, he's a trip.
		Hero
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		Starring:	Yuen Biao				Director:	Corey Yuen
			Kaneshiro Takeshi				Producer:
				Description:
		Yuen Biao becomes a gangster in Shanghia. And all hell breaks loose.
					Yang
		This has one of the highest body counts in any movie I've ever seen. This is one of the greatest movies ever made. I still can't believe it was put out by the Shaw Bros Studio.
					Ying
		Blood Bath And Beyond. Excellant action, fantastic acting by Yuen Baio and his supporting ladies, damn fine little Shaw Bros. Exstravaganza.
		Heroic Trio
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		Starring:	Michelle Yeoh				Director:	Jonny To
			Maggie Cheung				Producer:
				Description:
		Three female Superheroes battle the lord of the Underground to stop him from stealing babies.
					Yang
		With this cast I expected more. but of course my expectations may have been unrealistic. Watchable.
					Ying
		three hot babes apparently fight crime somehow without breaking any nails, seems to involve alot of pulleys. don't watch hopeing for plot to make sense, just enjoy the view.

		High Risk
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		Starring:	Jet Li					Director:	wong jing
			Jacky Chueng					Producer:
				Description:
		Kit (Li) is the bodyguard and stunt double for Frankie (Cheung) a kung fu actor who does all his own stunts. Terrorists take over the building they are in and Kit and Frankie must save the day.
					Yang
		This is one of the funnyest Hong Kong movies I've ever seen. Jacky Chueng does a great Jackie Chan impersonation.
					Ying
		cool, funny and loads of excellant action scenes. a must for all fans of action, drama, romance, kids flicks, porn and general mayhem.
		Hitman
						AKA:	King of Killers
		Starring:	Jet Li	Eric Tsang				Director:	Stephen Tung Wai
			Simon Yam	Gigi Leung				Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li plays an assassin hired by an old man seeking revenge on a Japanese guy (You know their the bad guy if they're Japanese or American). The guy sets up a reward for whoever kills the hitman who kills him.
					Yang
		A good film teaches as well as entertains. Here's what I learned from this film. In Hong Kong they have hotels just for hitmen, (It must be a Union Thing), Mainland killers Dress bad and only charge $40,000. Hong Kong killers dress cool and charge more, so much more that the $100,000,000 contract didn't draw 1 real Hong Kong killer, Although it did draw the Japanese Hitmen, the Guilo Hitmen, Fu the mainland hitman, and of course the Missionary hitman. Overall the film drags a little (OK a lot) at 1st but the 2nd half rocks.
					Ying
		Decent fights, even Simon Yam makes a good showing, the fat guy is a bit unbelievable, but oh well, a little over sappy but nice to watch, occassionally.
		Kids from Shaolin
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		Starring:	Jet Li					Director:	Cheung Kam Yim
			Wong Chou Yin					Producer:
				Description:
		Seven Phoenixes for Seven Dragons, Seven Boys brought up by a Shaolin Monk live next to Seven Girls who's father is a great swordsman. The story involves the oldest pair (on both sides) needing the fathers approval for them together.
					Yang
		The 80's were a strange time for China. They were still trying to hold onto their cultural roots while embracing the western world which makes for some weird movies. Mostly a kids movie except the father playing with his son's penis for a few hours. Weird
					Ying
		if watching jet li fix up his adoptive hundred year old dad with a ten year old girl is your thing, this movie will do it for you. pediphilia gallops and wins the gold in this one.

		Knockoff
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		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme				Director:	Tsui Hark
			Rob Schnieder				Producer:
				Description:
		Van Damme and Schnieder have to stop international terrorists from putting bombs in everyones Jeans.
					Yang
		Despite the silly Premise this movie is great. The Ric Shah race is the best and funnyist chase scene ever done.
					Ying
		Wow, I've watched it so many times because I love this odd little gem, but couldn't tell you a bit about it, VD has jeans with bombs in them, and Micheal Wong is almost off'd, makes it enjoyable.
		Little Supermen
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		Starring:	Cassanova Wong				Director:
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				Description:
		Cassanova Wong must stop Japanese agents from getting back their invasion plans. (Set in WW2)
					Yang
		This movie has everything I hate in chop socky films. Fights in fields, Kids from acrobat school, BAD dubbing with guy who does all the 70's and 80's films, and real bad acting (Even for Hong Kong Standards). But somehow it works. I've watched it 4 times.
					Ying
		Kick ass, fine flick , all around best kung fu in a dang field movie ever made.
		Martial Arts of Shaolin (Shaolin Temple 3)
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		Starring:	Jet Li	Yu Cheng Wai			Director:	Lau Ka-Leung
			Lau Ka-Leung	Wong Chou Yin			Producer:	On Chi-Kai
				Description:
		This one wraps up the Shaolin Temple series. Jet Li finally meets the killer of his fater.
					Yang
		If you like the Shaolin Temple series you'll like it, if not you'll be confused, very confused.
					Ying
		I couldn't make heads or tails of this. Jet kinda goes around, gets in some fights with the help of his monk friends, the end. There's an icky snake death scene and some strange caligraphy contest too. If that's your thing, this movie has it.

		Master Wong Vs Master Wong
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		Starring:	Alan Tam	Teresa Mo			Ng Mantat	Director:	?
			Do Do Cheng	Eric tsang			Anthony Wong	Producer:
				Description:
		Wong Fie Hung has forgotten how to do the "No Shadow Kick" so when he is asked to move to Canton he has Ah So pose as him so he can go chasing girls to prove to himself he loves Aunt Yee (don't ask) It turns out the men who invited him to Canton are useing his name to rip off the refugees. When Wong Fie Hung threatens to expose them they get a fake Wong Fie Hung to challange him. This movie makes me wonder if they can remove the wires from the actors, why can't they remove them from the telephone poles in the background?
					Yang
		I loved this little gem. It was like a Hong Kong Zucker Bros film.
					Ying
		very funny and a bit sappy but nice spoof on the Once Upon a time in China flick.
		Maximum Risk
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		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme					Director:	Ringo Lam
			Natasha Henstridge					Producer:
				Description:
		Van Damme finds out his identical twin has been murdered. So naturally he poses as him and everyone tries to kill him.
					Yang
		This movie made us swear off of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies for 3 years. Van Damme does almost no fighting and when he does the stunt doubles are obvious. Even his acting isn't up to his usual standards.
					Ying
		what the hell was this suppose to be. VD on Vacation? Fuck, take the antibiotics, it'll sting less than sitting through this unbelievably action-LESS action movie. I think VD phoned it in, he barely arrived for the fights and that left it up to the weak script and thespian abilities of Natasha Henstridge. She of course being a rogue scholar amung the thespian crowd, unsung starlet of such fine films as my other left foot, the bridges of bob's county, and who could forget her immaculate portrayal of a beloved beaver in the ever forgetfull Gone with the Shim.If Ringo had a clue , he'd buy a boat and sail away, far away from VD, they don't mix, it's like Dad fucking Grandpa, it's icky.
		Method Man
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		Starring:	Cassanova Wong					Director:
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				Description:
		Cassanova goes after this one kid. So the kid and his sister fight him in a warehouse.
					Yang
		Great final fight, but the rest of the movie was confusing mostly because they went out of their way to make the bad guys and the good guys look alike.
					Ying
		It's got cassanova wong, what else can be said.

		Millionaires Express
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		Starring:	Sammo Hung				Director:	Sammo Hung
			Everyone				Producer:
				Description:
		The plot is so wild and twisty no description can do it justice, but there is one.
					Yang
		This is one of the greatest films ever made. Sammo got most of the HK stars who haven't gone international to be in this gem. Amazingly they all worked together.
					Ying
		Sammo and the gang are out to redeem him. He has a rag tag group of hookers go home with him to right a wrong that caused him to leave. On the way a mounty(?) tries to capture him. Yuen Baio is in charge of the town Sammo left and is on his way back to. He tries to stop Sammo until it's revealed their on the same side. Lots of intentional and unintentional humor through out, funny movie. Why or what cynthia rothrock was doing there is beyond me.
		Mortal Kombat
						AKA:
		Starring:	Robin Shou				Director:	Paul Anderson
			Chistopher Lambert				Producer:
				Description:
		The movie version of one of the greatest video games ever made.
					Yang
		Lame, The plot is as bad as you would expect, The fights done by the guy who gave us Karate Kid then reworked by Shou so they go from dull to great in the same fight. Good to watch for 6 minutes of the 2nd half of half the fights.
					Ying
		what can one say, but, geez, can't someone give shou a break. there wasn't even any good cleavage shots of the girls.
		Mortal Kombat 2
						AKA:
		Starring:	Robin Shou				Director:
			Christopher Lambert				Producer:
				Description:
		The gang minus Johnny Cage who dies in the first 2 minutes. Must go on to face the second tournement in Outworld.
					Yang
		And I thought the plot of the first one was thin. They added more special effects and made the fights more outlandish. The result was completely incomprehencible.
					Ying
		what the hell was this suppose to be? did they really pitch this to someone and they said yes? shoot them please. they are causing the demise of western civilization.

		Natural Born Killers
						AKA:
		Starring:	Woody Harrelson					Director:	Oliver Stone
			Juliette Lewis					Producer:
				Description:
		Spectacular look at the way the media portrays serial killers.
					Yang
		Its hard to believe that the man who brought us "The Hand" could do a work of art like this. Not much violence shown but a lot implied.
					Ying
		all time best bonnie and clyde flick. it's the ultimate date flick, a true romantic classic.
		Nemesis
						AKA:
		Starring:	Robert Patrick					Director:	Albert Pyun
								Producer:
				Description:
		An incomprehensible piece of turd. If you see it in the video store hide it in the family section where it can warp some fragile little minds.
					Yang
		Watching an Albert Pyun Film is like watching a Ed Wood film with no stock footage or a Lippert film without the reptiles or a Spielburg film. Its possible but I wouldn't recommend it.
					Ying
		I'll say this, if Albert Pyun were a fish, he'd be a coconut. He makes the most interesting movies into the worst mindnumbing, thought reducing, relentlessly dull, eye soar known to man.
		New Dragon Gate Inn
						AKA:
		Starring:	Brigitte Lin	Tony Leung			Donnie Yen	Director:	Li Hui Min
			Maggie Cheung	Maggie Cheung				Producer:	Tsui Hark
				Description:
		Brigitte Lin and Maggie Cheung have a strip tease contest. Oh, and something about the Governments Eunuchs taking on a band of heroes.
					Yang
		Brigitte Lin and Maggie Cheung have a strip tease contest, need I say more.
					Ying
		That stripping scene is very hard to forget. Gret fights with Donnie Yen, Xiong Xin XIn, and a whole cast of cool people. very entertaining.
		No Retreat, No Surrender
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme					Director:	Corey Yuen
			Kurt McKinney					Producer:
				Description:
		A good wimp learns Gung-Fu and beats up the bad guys flick. Not the greatest but worth watching
					Yang
		This film pretty ordinary except for Van Damme. It was made not long after he quit kickboxing and he plays a kickboxer (Thats a strech) so when he enters the ring its real impressive. Unfortunately he is only in the movie briefly.
					Ying
		forgetable. VD works up to being "with" the cast as he's the best actor of the bunch, that's says alot about the others abilities.

		On Deadly Ground
						AKA:
		Starring:	Steven Seagal				Director:	Steven Seagal
							Producer:
				Description:
		Steven Seagal tries to save Alaska by blowing most of it up.
					Yang
		The writing and direction in this is worse than an Ed Wood film. To make it even funnier Seagal plays it super serious and the rest of the cast know they are in a bad movie and play it up. A must see.
					Ying
		Well, were to start. We gotta blow it and blow it now. With your leading man having this mantra, is it any wonder how Seagal gets funding for these things. I guess, Alaska will parish and fall lay to waste if Seagal doesn't go and blow up the oil fields. Somehow the toxic gas being released by these oil fields is harming everyone, but blowing them up and releasing the toxic gas' all at once won't. You got me. Seagal might have been on his knees for the pitch meeting to allow this slight logic lapse by. I thought when Danny Glover takes on Jet Li in in LW 4 , Danny looked to be , well, politely saying, SLOW. But Seagal goes on further, he has all his opponents stand still. I mean it, they don't move until a hand comes over from the director to motion which way to fall. Enjoy at your own risk, it's only good for a laugh.
		Once upon a Time in China
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li	Yuen Baio			Director:	Tsui Hark
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Wong Fai-Hung (Jet Li) fights the Sammo gang in a quest for China's Freedom. 1st of 6 in the series.
					Yang
		Epic Story with Great Kung Fu,
					Ying
		Yuen Baio wanders around selling tickets I guess, gets in some fights and ends up friends with one of Wong's Lam'ers. While I like Yuen Baio, , I couldn't tell you the plot of this one, Wong and all of China hate foreigners and try to drive them out is probably a good guess.
		Once Upon A Time in China and America
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Sammo Hung
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li comes back as Wong Fei Hung this time in the the old west.
					Yang
		My Personal favorite of the series.
					Ying
		Super Cool.

		Once Upon a Time in China II
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Tsui Hark
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li is Wong Fei Hung in the second movie in the series of six.
					Yang
		Pretty Cool, It unites the Lam'ers.
					Ying
		Donnie Yen shows up for some reason, he's good but inexplicably there. Fei Hung tries to save china from bad imperialists with the aid of dr.Sun Yat Tam, I guess that's why he's there. Ah Foo has a bad day at the medical conference and there's more general silliness about him having a crush on Aunt Yee. Xiong Xin Xin plays the leader of the White Lotus Sect who's surprisingly against the White Foreigners, maybe a name change would help them, he was nominated for best new comer by the HKF people for this dispite being in movies for over 4 years by this time.
		Once Upon a Time in China III
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Tsui Hark
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li is Wong Fei Hung in the Third of the series of Six
					Yang
					Ying
		Ok, here we go, clubfoot shows up to save a dieing movie. Apparently Aunt Yee has been inadvertantly courting a russian gay drum major, who gives her a movie camera. She films some stuff. That seemed to be Tsui Hark's motto, If I film it, It's a movie. The bits with clubfoot are good, the bits of silliness with aunt yee and wong fei hung are good, the other stuff is weird and incoherent, I think it was going to be a different movie and they filmed two seperate ones and pieced them together to be one. Less prechy than the other two but a bit lopsided.
		Once Upon a Time in China IV
						AKA:
		Starring:	Chiu Man Chuk				Director:	Tsui Hark
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li is not Wong Fei Hung in the Forth of the series of six.
					Yang
		We recently got a dubbed version of this other than adding a great amount of humor to the movie thanks to the ridiculous voice "talent", it really didn't help.
					Ying
		ZWZ takes over nicely for Jet Li as The Wong Guy, If I had subtitles on this it would help, aparently Wong is concerned over the paper all missing from his toilet stall. Clubfoot and the boys go in search of bad paintings, wire fu, inexplicable chases and of course, carrots. You're on your own with this one.

		Once Upon a Time in China V
						AKA:
		Starring:	Chiu Man Chuk				Director:	Tsui Hark
							Producer:
				Description:
		ZWZ is The Wong Guy.It has something to do with pirates.
					Yang
		This is definitely one of the sillyer ones in the series.
					Ying
		Well, get ready, Wong and the boys show up at a rice wherehouse, then give their boat tickets to some strangers, then go back somewhere, not sure where, then not much goes on until they decide that what Wong And Aunt Yee need to spice up their relationship is , Wong being a pirate, I'm not sure why, it must get her hot. The Wong boys , The lam'ers, try to learn how to use guns, then dress up as pirates and sail away. Get into fights with other pirates, then come home, The pirates then stop by and Wong tries to blow them up and clubfoot shows them his ass. They run away. The end.
		Operation Condor
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Carol Cheng
			?				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie is a secret agent going after buried Nazi gold.
					Yang
		Full Jackie Stunt Fu. Stunts, Comedy, and Kung Fu. If you like Kung Fu movies where something actually happens (Other than two guys in a field saying bad dialog) this is a must see.
					Ying
		Well, if I remember right, this has one of the few Jackie vs. a band of evil chicks in it. Oh, that's 2, this isn't that one. too bad.
		Operation Condor 2
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Jackie Chan
			Rosamand Kwan				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie takes on a cave full of Monks in order to get the armour of the gods.
					Yang
		Originally Cynthia Rothrock was going to take Jackie on in the final battle sequence but she didn't want to break her reputation for being in really bad movies.
					Ying

		Protector
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:
			Danny Aillello				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie Chan and Danny Aillello are cops. That's as far as they got in the script meeting.
					Yang
		The worst Jackie Chan Movie made.
					Ying
		sucks beyond sucking. even a hooker would turn it down. please, danny aillelo, the fat turd of bad tv flicks, even jackie's stuntmen laughed at his acting ability.
		Rapid Fire
						AKA:
		Starring:	Brandon Lee				Director:	Dwight Little
			Powers Boothe				Producer:
				Description:
		Chicago cop (Booth) needs a LA art student (Lee) to break up the Italian/Asian mafia.
					Yang
		Called "The Best Hong Kong Movie made in Hollywood" it has all the action with better camera work and choreography than Hong Kong movies of the time.
					Ying
		Good fights, good action, ridiculous over acting and alot of needless sappy bits. Not bad for an action movie.
		Replacement Killers
						AKA:
		Starring:	Chow Yun Fat				Director:	Antonio Fuqua
			Mira Sorvino				Producer:
				Description:
		An Assasin John Lee (Fat) is ordered to kill a cops 5 year old son. When he refuses the Asian mob goes after him and the only one he can get to help him is a small time forger (Servino).
					Yang
		I have mixed feelings about this one. It's a kick ass little film however it was marketed as a John Woo film and that made me sit through all of Woo's bird droppings. If I had known Woo had almost nothing to do with it I would have loved it.
					Ying
		Well after twelve viewings, I now have a plot, it took a few. Don't get me wrong, this is very entertaining and good action, nice pacing ect. Just I couldn't figure out where the hell it was taking place or why. Now I do! Mr. Chow is hired assassin, if he does a certain amount of jobs for some fat chinese guy, he'll be done and his family will be happy? But he doesn't want to kill some cops son, cop is Henry portait of a serial killer guy, he does an excellant job in this movie, I actually think he might be able to act, who knew. Anyhoo, Chow meets up with Mira Sorvino to get a passport from her so he can go save his family, then all hell breaks loose and we have a cool action flick erupting on our little tv scene. yippey. overall, it needed a naked mira sorvino, but other than that it was a good flick, made better by no damn Woo.

		Rumble in the Bronx
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Stanley Tong
			Francoise Yip				Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie (Jackie) comes to America to attend his Uncles wedding and gets inbetween a gang and some diamond thieves.
					Yang
		Jackie's latest attempt to break into the American market by filming in the most American city of Vancouver. Silly and plotless, Jackie turns it into a must see. With great stunts, really bad dialog (Van Damme wouldn't say lines this bad) and great fights
					Ying
		Mindless, action pact, death defying, thrilling and always entertaining. Lots of good fights and action sequences, bad dubbing and really bad acting make for one of Jackie's best.
		Rush Hour
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Brett Ratner
			Chris Tucker				Producer:
				Description:
		Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan team up to save the Hong Kong counselate's duaghter who has been kidnapped.
					Yang
		Although it was a huge box office smash, I personally thought Tucker and Chan were both so far over the top it took away from the movie. But I have watched it several times so its still a pretty good film.
					Ying
		Jackie is funny and does a good job trying to salvage this thing. Chris Tucker is funny and also tries. Unfortunately, one has to be made to look bad or it wouldn't be an american buddy flick, so, they pick Jackie, I guess the producers thought the one who could kick their asses was a good choice to pick on? Entertaining but annoying at the same time, if that's possible. The fights a brief, the jokes go on to the point of no return, but somehow these two do a good job trying not to be brought down by a rather poor directing and editing job. If they hadn't gone out of their way to make Jackie look like he's losing face, I would have enjoyed it alot more.
		Sabotoge
						AKA:
		Starring:	Mark Decascos	Tony Todd			Director:
			Carrie Ann Moss				Producer:
				Description:
		Tony Todd is an assasin with a really big gun.(It needs anchor bolts) He kills Decascos employer and Decascos needs to work through a web of CIA plots with the help of Carrie-Anne Moss and the FBI to get him.
					Yang
		Wow, a decent Decascos film, I thought he only made two types- kick ass (Drive) or suck ass almost everything else. This one was watchable.
					Ying
		One can actually sit through this Dacascos flick, but not twice.

		Seven Samurai
						AKA:
		Starring:	Toshiro Mifune				Director:	Akira Kurosawa
			Takashi Shimura				Producer:
				Description:
		A farming village hires 6 and 1/2 Samurai to defend them from 40 marauders.
					Yang
		Wow! This had everything Action, Romance, Comedy, Drama, lacking in Porn but there was a perfect spot for it. I guess in the 50's the censors kind of looked down on that. A truely great movie
					Ying
		cool flick with mifune san playing for laughs for once. highly entertaining saga of life in feudal japan.
		Shootfighter
						AKA:
		Starring:	Bolo Yeung				Director:
							Producer:
				Description:
		Bolo's students get lured into Shootfighting (a commercial deathmatch) by Bolo's enemy. Bolo has to go rescue them.
					Yang
		Although the story is stupid and the co-stars are bad, this film shows off Bolo's skills well. If your a Bolo fan this is a must see.
					Ying
		Only good for Bolo's fight scene. The rest is a love story about his two star male students who must go to mexico to prove their love to each other and Bolo.They get into some fights in a tournament and then bring Bolo down to prevent a political cover up that involves a wrestler, a goat, a midget and his dog, and of course president nixon. Bolo kicks butt in maybe four scenes, no new coat for this one though.
		Shootfighter II
						AKA:
		Starring:	Bolo Yeung				Director:
							Producer:
				Description:
		Shootfighting matches have started up again, this time by Bolo's brother. Bolo and his students have been recruited by the police to shut it down.
					Yang
		Once again nothing to this movie but it shows off Bolo well.
					Ying
		Well, Bolo speaks, briefly, possibly dubbed. If we could get him in the movie it woulda helped. Most of the flick is about his very gay students going to miami to do some guys in a tournament to help some undercover cop who's saused out in two seconds.Bolo got a new jacket for this one! Random task is his brother.

		Skinny Tiger & Fatty Dragon
						AKA:
		Starring:	Sammo Hung	Carrie Ng			Director:	Lau Ka Wang
			Karl Macka	Yung Wanda Jessica			Producer:
				Description:
		Sammo and Macka are cops. After busting a major crime boss they have to deside if they want to stay in Hong Kong and testify or move to Macua and let two girls open up a karoakee bar for them.
					Yang
		Sammo is great in this one. He's as funny as he was in his stuff with Jackie Chan.
					Ying
		Whoa, it was funny weird and odd all at the same time. More Sammo mindless stuff but it's kept entertaining by him and Karl Maka.
		Sudden Death
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jean-Claude Van Damme				Director:	Peter Hyams
			Powers Boothe				Producer:
				Description:
		Van Damme must stop terrorists from blowing up a hockey arena with 17,000 fans during the Stanley Cup.
					Yang
		I was watching the fights and a hockey game broke out. This was a good action flick, however it didn't show off what Van Damme can do, Bruce Willis or Swarzenegger could have stared. Oddly, Van Dammes acting was better than usual.
					Ying
		You said it best, I was watching the fights and a Hockey Game broke out. Not bad if at all plausible endeavor by our man, VD.
		The Base
						AKA:
		Starring:	Mark Decascos				Director:
							Producer:
				Description:
		Decascos is an Army Intelligence Officer, who infiltrates a squad who's sargent wants to be the GodFather of LA's drug dealers. An enjoyable effort by Decascos.
					Yang
		Another watchable Decascos film. That brings the total up to 3.
					Ying
		Differing opinions here. It's tolerable in that it ain't the worst Dacascos flick but jesus this has weird gay shit sprewing from it's rectum.I didn't really like it, it just didn't make me feel dirty like double dragons.
		The Blade
						AKA:
		Starring:	Zhao Wen Zhou				Director:	Tsui Hark
							Producer:
				Description:
		Some girl wants two guys to fight for her, when they do they end up destroying most of Imperial China
					Yang
		The chicks dig it, Guys are baffled.
					Ying
		Xiong Xin Xin, Moses Chan and a whole cast of guys beat each other up and get half naked all over the place. It's a chick flick but one the ladies will love if you play it for them

		The Chinese Feast
						AKA:
		Starring:	Leslie Cheung				Director:	Tsui Hark
							Producer:
				Description:
		A washed out master chef must regain his confidence and learn to love cooking again for a final cook off between good and evil.
					Yang
		OK so we've heard this plot a thousand times before. but never about Cantonese Chefs. This film proves the saying that the only thing on four legs they won't eat in Hong Kong is the table.
					Ying
		Some guys cook for some reason, nobody wants to eat this shit. Xiong Xin Xin plays the evil opposing chef? Why is beyond me, Tsui Hark musta had something on all these people to get them in this weird little, but actually entertaining in a car accident kind of way, flick.
		The Crow
						AKA:
		Starring:	Brandon Lee				Director:	Alex Proyas
			Ernie Hudson				Producer:
				Description:
		Brandon Lee's final film. Eric Draven(Lee) comes back from the dead to revenge the killing of himself and his girlfriend.
					Yang
		When I first saw this film I wanted to hate it. But it was so Dark and the performances were so good it became one of my favorates.
					Ying
		one of the best us made action flicks ever.
		The Crow: Stairway to Heaven
						AKA:
		Starring:	Mark Decascos				Director:	?
			Who Cares				Producer:
				Description:
		Made for TV remake of Brandon Lee's "The Crow".
					Yang
		Have you ever wondered what the THE CROW would be like if it were brightly lite. The cartoon like villians were replaced by guys who lost their jobs at Denny's. And no body count. Niether did I but thats what this movie is.
					Ying
		Made for tv by your local pta chapter on lithium. crap!

		The Deadly Camp
						AKA:
		Starring:	Anthony Wong				Director:	?
							Producer:
				Description:
		A Hong Kong version of the B horror formula Campers get offed one by one by a mutant family. Oddly enough this is better than most of the American films with the same plot. It is helped by the fact that the mutant kid didn't really look human (It was an exellent casting job). Be warned the storyline is tighter you would expect from either Hong Kong movies or B horror films.
					Yang
		This plot was the tightest I'd ever seen in a horror film, It's hard to believe it came from Hong Kong. Everything that happens in the beginning is tied to the end, what a concept.
					Ying
		Very excellant horror flick, take off one the friday the 13th and don't go in the woods flicks. Nicely paced and well done effects. Enjoyable.
		The Master
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li				Director:	Tsui Hark
							Producer:
				Description:
		Jet Li travels to America to visit his Master. When he gets here he finds his Masters other student has beat him up and every other Kung Fu master in town. Naturally he must train his own students and have a final showdown.
					Yang
		Although it looks like Tsui Hark is making fun every film he and Li made together this the first one time they worked together. I thought it was one the funniest Jet Li films ever. Make sure you pick up a version with subtitles, the sound guy phoned it in
					Ying
		Nice movie, saved Jet from becoming america's greatest star since mario van peoples.
		The Matrix
						AKA:
		Starring:	Keanu Reeves				Director:	Wachowski's bros.
			Lawrence Fishburn				Producer:
				Description:
		Neo (Reeves) is recruited by Morpheus (Fishburn) to save humanity from the computer matrix that has enslaved it.
					Yang
		Holy Wire Fu Batman, Big Budget Wire Fu flick. I love good Wire Fu and technically this was the best. If they had had real Kung Fu artists on the wires I would have creamed my jeans.
					Ying
		the movie that made drew barrymoore think she can do kung fu too. what's next. golden fighting girls with betty white being "trained" by the Yuen clan. please. this movie does rock though, excellent to exercise to, and pretty much get a good twenty to thirty minute nap in the middle before the main blow out finale.

		The Mission
						AKA:
		Starring:	Simon Yam	Roy Cheung			Jackie Lui	Director:	Johnny To
			Francis Ng	Lam Suet			Anthony Wong	Producer:
				Description:
		5 hitmen work for Simon Yam (Simon Yam) then find out they have to kill each other.
					Yang
		Not a lot of action but the story was good enough so I read all the subtitles (And I hate reading subtitles)
					Ying
		Still can't get that damn little dittie outa me head. catchy theme tune, cool killers, hacky sack and some goofy stuff. a good flick for the usually naked Yam.
		The Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms
						AKA:
		Starring:	Chen Kuan Tai	Lo Mang				Director:	Chang Cheh
			Kuo Chui					Producer:	Sir Run Run Shaw
				Description:
		4 guys are crippled by a evil man and his son, (hence the name, I guess) and they study Kung Fu for 3 years then come back for revenge.
					Yang
		A guy has his wife's legs cut off and his son arms chopped off because he is 5 minutes late for a meeting. And that's in the first 3 minutes of the film. It just doesn't get any better than this.
					Ying
		hilarious, heart warming, sweet little kung fu flick, no discerning gayness anywhere. you won't be ashamed of having it in your collection.
		The Tai-Chi Master
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jet Li	Chin Siu Ho				Director:	Yuen Woo Ping
			Hichelle Yeoh					Producer:	Jet Li
				Description:
		Two orphans Jumbo (Jet Li) and Tempo (Chin Siu Ho) grow up in the Shaolin temple and constantly compete. After they are thrown out of the temple Tempo joins the government and Jumbo joins the anti-government movement lead by Michelle Yeoh. Tempo uses his friendship with Jumbo to trap the movement this sends Jumbo nuts. He retreats to the mountians to learn TaiChi, beat up water and a friend until he learns the water's secret of fighting then uses it to defeat Tempo.
					Yang
		This is f**ing great. The beginning is funny as hell, the middle great drama and the end is a huge fight. And all these elements blend somehow.
					Ying
		Not Bad.

		Tokyo Fist
						AKA:
		Starring:	?				Director:	?
			?				Producer:
				Description:
		A guy (?) thinks his wife (?) is having an affair with an okd freind of his (?) who is a boxer. So he naturally becomes a boxer and tries to get himself killed in the ring.
					Yang
		This thing is weird.
					Ying
		wow, couldn't tell ya. a guy gets hung up on boxing so he has his friend fuck his wife then gets mad. she goes wacko and beats him up. what the hell its' about is only known by the editor I'm sure.
		Twin Dragons
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	Sammo Hung
			Jackie Chan				Producer:
				Description:
		Stealing the script from Double Impact. The Chans (Chan) are twins seperated at birth and reunited in Hong Kong to fight the Triads.
					Yang
		This movie shows if done right the Double role gimmick can be great. And this is the best I've ever seen it done.
					Ying
		A violinist, pianist, I dunno takes on the bad guys his twin sends around by mistake.
		Warriors Two
						AKA:
		Starring:	Sammo Hung				Director:	Sammo Hung
			Cassanova Wong				Producer:
				Description:
		We only have the non-dubbed, non-subtitled version so I honestly couldn't tell you what is going on in this flick.
					Yang
		It's rare that I will sit through a movie in a language I don't understand. But this had enough action and action humor that I watched most of it. I would love to see a dubbed or sub titled version.
					Ying
		It's got cassanova wong, what else can be said. Oh yeah, him and lam ching ying get in a hella good fight as master and student.
		Wheels on Meals
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan				Director:	?
			Yuen Biao				Producer:
				Description:
		Come to think of it, I really don't know what the plot of this one is. But its sure fun to watch.
					Yang
		This movie shows that talent can overcome a low budget. Good acting (For a dubbed Hong Kong flick) and good stunts. (Jackie went out of his way to show that he and Yeun Baoi did them) make this a fun movie.
					Ying
		loads of action, good fights and it has chan, yuen and hung.

		Who Am I
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jackie Chan					Director:	?
			Yuen Biao					Producer:
				Description:
		Jackie gets amnesia and gets caught up in a world of spies.
					Yang
		Fantastic. Jackie gets in a 45 minute fight on top of a skyscraper, falls down the same skyscraper, wins a baha race dressed as a African tribesman, gets in a car chase, and gets the girl in the end.
					Ying
		Groovy fight at the end on the building. One, if not the favorite Jackie movie of mine.
		Wicked City
						AKA:
		Starring:	Jacky Cheung	Michelle Li				Director:	Peter Mak
			Leon Lai					Producer:	Raymond Lee
				Description:
		Reptoids are trying to take over Asia. And Leon and Jacky must stop them.
					Yang
		Two of Asia's biggest Pop Stars, Tsui Hark as Producer, based on a one of Asia's biggest comic strips. How could you go wrong? I mean it, how did they go wrong? Find the man responcible and bring me his head.
					Ying
		Leon and Jackie, two of the sky kings unite for the freakin' weirdest flick i've seen to date. a girl turns herself into a pinball machine so the evil bad guy can fuck her and get a full tilt. it's unique. and bad!
		Wonder 7
						AKA:
		Starring:	Michelle Yeoh	Kent Cheng			Roger Kwok	Director:	Ching Siu Tung
			Li Ning	Xin			Andy Hui	Producer:	Catherine Hun
				Description:
		I haven't the faintest clue what is going on in this film. But it has a lot of action.
					Yang
		If Andrew Blake made Kung Fu movies they would be like this. Bueatiful to watch but after they finish you have no idea what happened.
					Ying
		Umm, ditto. Good movie, but no plot I think. Hard to say, maybe it got blown up.
		Yes, Madam
						AKA:
		Starring:	Michelle Yeoh	Tsui Hark				Director:	Corey Yuen
			Cynthia Rothrock					Producer:	Sammo Hung
				Description:
		Michelle Yeoh (Michelle Chan in the credits) and Cynthia Rothrock Team up with Tsui Hark and Sammo Hung to take on the bad guys. There is some mention about a piece of MicroFilm but I didn't really catch that.
					Yang
		For anyone who is against dubbing, this film will change your mind. This film made me believe Cynthia Rothrock could act! That's more improbable than a man flying.
					Ying
		You got me but it's fun to watch. The girls kick some major butt and tsui hark luckly stays clothed. He's one ugly guy.

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