Diana Fowley's Not My Lover
(Sung to the tune of "Billie Jean" on Michael Jackson's Thriller album)

Written by: Erin "Death to Fowley" Blair
Inspired by: Fox William Mulder (my muse) and Dana K. Scully (my muse)
E-mail address: eblair@sonic.net
Archive: Yes to Gossamer, Xemplary, and others who wants this.


Diana Fowley's not my lover
She's just a girl that I
totally hate.

She tells me "I'm a believer"
but I don't care.

I'm the one who's a believer
with my Scully
who's the only one for me...

Diana Fowley's not my lover
I have to tell Scully all
the time.

I tell her:
"She's just a girl that I
used to be partner's with."

But now I say this:

Dana Scully's my lover
She tells me that I'm
the one for her.


Our Authors' Notes:

Mulder: I gave this idea to Erin. She had so much fun writing it down.

Scully: I was so pleased that Diana doesn't get my Mulder.

Erin: Thanks guys. I had fun writing it. I hope all of you like it. "Death to Fowley!"

Feedback: Much appreciated! If you send flames, I'll use it to torch Fowley! =)