TITLE: No more Diana
AUTHOR: evilgirl (evilgirl@madasafish.com)
DISCLAIMER: They aren't mine.... OK?
SUMMARY: Was Mulder married to Diana? Is Mulder STILL married to Diana???
COMMENTS: I'm tired, and sadly, still rather drunk, so I can't be arsed to write much.
I dedicate this to ALL british x philes, especially those who live near LINCOLN.
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"I want to know three things: Were you married to Mulder? Are you still
married to Mulder? Am I gonna get to beat the shit out of you?"
"Agent Scully, I don' think this is quite appropriate...."
"I don't give a shit, I've put up with his crap long enough. Tell me bitch!"
"OK, OK, just stop waving your gun in my face."
"Fine. But I'm warning you..."
"Yes, I get it."
"Good. Now. Tell all."
"OK. We met when Fox..."
*ahem*
"When Mulder was working in violent crimes. He was a bit.... distraut,
so I went to speak to him. I guess I'm just a sucker for a pretty face."
*death stare*
"OK. We went out a couple of times, started getting serious. About
6 months later we moved in together."
"Moved in together?"
"Yeah, we rented a little flat out on M Street. It was quite fun really,
except F... Mulder was getting a little overworked in VCS, so we took a
holiday, went to Hawaii and got married."
"So you were married..."
"If you could call it a marriage. it lasted all of about 3 months. Mulder
is just no good at serious relationships. He's only good at one thing, as
I recall........ "
"Really. I care. Divorced?"
"yes, about a year ago."
"What??????"
"We got divorced, about a year ago. I know I'm using words of more than
one syllable, but it's as simple as I can make it for you."
"Why... why didn't you get divorced earlier?"
"Oh, I dunno. A whole lot of reasons."
"He didn't send the papers did he."
"No."
"Thank you."
"What, you just gonna leave me here handcuffed to the radiator?"
"No, sorry..."
Scully stands up and kicks Diana right in the face with her 6 inch heels.
"I'm gonna leave you there handcuffed to the radiator, bleeding."
Mulder's apartment, later that night
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Hi Scully. What's up? It's like, 2am?"
"Why the hell did you wait till last year. LAST YEAR? And why the hell
did you not tell ME!"
"Sorry, Scully. You're gonna have to be more specific..."
"I just had a little heart to heart with Diana Fowley. Your EX WIFE!"
"Oh........ shit."
"Oh shit exactly Mulder. Am I gonna stand here in the doorway to yell at
you, or am I allowed in the house?"
"Come on in."
*Scully stands in the room while Mulder is seated on the couch*
"Explain, Mulder."
"What do you want me to explain?"
"Why you didn't get divorced till last year?"
"I.... I just didn't."
"Mulder don't fuck with me."
"It was last year, you know, with your cancer that I realized it would
probably be a good idea."
"And it wasn't a good idea before?"
"Well, it was a better idea then."
"Why then?"
"Because... ooh this is awkward...... because it was then that I
realized I couldn't carry on living a lie."
"A lie?"
"That I still loved Diana. That I don't love someone else....."
"Some one else?"
"Um, yeah... Scully. someone I work with, very closely."
"But Mulder, you only work with...... oh my god."
"I guess you'll be getting that transfer now....."
Sculy smiles and moves towards the couch. The next thing Mulder knows,
Scully is sat on his knee kissing him ferociously on the mouth and
pulling at his shirt.
"I guess I should have said something sooner."
"yeah, like 6 years ago, Mulder"
***END***
Ok, so I couldn't think how to end it!
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The 'truth' is only the expedient in the way of our thinking, just as
the 'right' is only the expedient in the way of our behaving.
- William James
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