Thanks to Ashley for the lyrics and James for the idea.
"Killing Diana Fowley"
sung to the tune of Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca"
by Alli (alli@ecis.com)
She's into doin' old guys.
Conspiracies abound.
She'd like to seduce Mulder.
So The Truth cannot be found.
She's into hidin' aliens.
And buckets of lingerie.
And if 'They' came for Scully
It'd really make her day.
She's got some strange obsessions,
Such as stripping for sick men.
So many ways to beat her down,
And then do it all again!
Oh it's got to be a sin!
Turn her inside out!
Killing Diana Fowley.
Her hair ripped from her scalp.
Killing Diana Fowley.
We'll make it hurt so bad.
Many wonder how we
Think of so many ways
Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
We're Killing Diana Fowley!
We'd like to poke her eyes out,
And then remove her head.
Set fire to her body
That way we know she's dead.
Some poision in her water
And some hemlock in her food.
It'd be so entertaining
She's so goddamn awful lewd!
Not to mention mighty rude!
Alright!
Turn her inside out!
Killing Diana Fowley.
Her hair ripped from her scalp.
Killing Diana Fowley.
Hey it's so fun to watch
Many wonder how we
Come up with all these ways
Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
We're Killing Diana Fowley!
Love killing Diana Fowley
She's got some strange obsessions,
Such as stripping for sick men.
So many ways to beat her down,
And then do it all again!
Oh it's got to be a sin!
C'mon!
Turn her inside out!
Killing Diana Fowley.
Her hair ripped from her scalp.
Killing Diana Fowley.
We'll make it hurt so bad.
Many wonder how we
Can make so many ways
Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
We're Killing Diana Fowley!
C'mon!
Turn her inside out!
Killing Diana Fowley.
Her hair ripped from her scalp.
Killing Diana Fowley.
Hey it's so fun to watch
Many wonder how we
Come up with all these ways
Of Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
Killing Diana Fowley - c'mon!
We're Killing Diana Fowley!
