disclaimer: mulder and scully and the fowl one do not belong to me i am 
making no money off this


Fowley Dies
by cheri hutson (cjhutson@hotmail.com)

"I hate you diana" mulder screamed. he then rammed his head into her stomach 
knocking her over the side of the 110 story building.

down down down she fell until at the 95th floor her back hit a flagpole. 
feeling every bone in her vertibre snap, she rolled off the flagpole and 
continued down. < SMACK > at the 80th floor she landed on her stomach on a 
stone ledge and fell face first into bird crap. spitting the crap out of her 
mouth, she breathed a sigh of relief. the relief was short lived as a 
someone opened the window beside her and pushed her off again. she continued 
down until she hit the 50th floor where she landed on a clothesline that was 
strung from one side of the building to the other. grunting from the line 
cutting into her from between her legs, she fell to the side and continued 
to fall. At the 30th floor she hit the propellers of a hovering news 
hellicopter which turned her legs to sushi. down down down she plummeted, 
until she reached an awning above the door. she bounced up when she hit the 
awning and rammed her skull into a stone gargoyle perched above the door. 
falling back down she ripped through the awning and fell smack onto the 
concrete. the force was so great a gigantic hole opened under her and she 
continued down down down through the sewer system, into the earths crust, to 
the very core itself where she was skewered on satan's pitchfork as he sat 
on his throne. satan took one look at the legless piece of meat and said 
"YOU'RE TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME! BE GONE!" and flinging her off of his 
pitchfork, she fell into a hole where she fell down down down. finally after 
falling for 100 miles, she hit the bottom so hard that an underground guyser 
blew up under her propelling her to the surface of the earth. sitting on a 
burnt butt atop the fifty foot spout of water, fowley looked down and saw 
mulder and scully admiring the view. "Gee scully, isn't nature beautiful?" 
mulder said admiringly. "not as beautiful as you, you hot stud muffin! 
C'mere" fowley looked down and saw them locked in a passionette embrace. 
screaming with rage, she was suddenly aware that the guyser had stopped, 
plummeting 50 feet she fell into the hole and was wedged there as mulder and 
scully looked on. "Well don't just stand there! get me out!" she screamed at 
them. Mulder looked over at scully. "did you know that there is alot of 
natural gas around guysers, scully?" he said producing a match. fowley's 
eyes grew wide as mulder ran the match along a rock, lighting it and 
throwing it by fowley's head. BOOM! Diana was hurled up and up into outer 
space where she fell straight into the center of the sun with a poof! Mulder 
looked at scully and grinned "now that's entertainment!"

the end

there you all prayed for it! i made it so:)

cheri (cjhutson@hotmail.com)