The Bitch Is Done
To the tune of "It's all been done" by the barenaked ladies
(Mulder about TFO, I guess)
by X_fairy

I met you
before the fall of Rome
And I told you
To let me go alone
You were wrong
It wasn't love
You said fuck me
I said fuck off

Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done, the whore

I knew you
Before the west was won
And I heard you say
The past was much more fun
You go your way
I’ll go mine
But I'll shoot you next time

Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done, the whore

If you put your fingers here
And if you say “I love you, dear”
And if you play the same old game
I will just laugh and say

Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done, the whore

Alone and bored
On a thirtieth-century day.
Will I see you
On the burning stake?
Will I cheer?
Will I smile?
As you burn
down to stale.

Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done
Woo hoo hoo
The bitch is done, the whore