ALTERNATE ENDING TO ONE SON
Author: Starbuck 
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Spoilers: Alternate ending to One Son
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ALTERNATE ENDING TO ONE SON


Scully walked into Diana Fowley's apartment. She knew
that Mulder had come here (call it women's intuition) 
and because he hadn't been answering the phone, she was
worried about him. 

She should have thought to use the doorbell.

Unfortunately, she decided to just kick down the door.
And immediately she was greeted to the site of Diana
Fowley. 

Kissing Mulder.

Scully stopped dead in her tracks. Suddenly she went
into automatic, and whipped out her gun. Without a second
thought, she pulled the trigger.

Diana Fowley fell to the ground, a gunshot wound in
her head. It hurt. A lot. Fowley immediately passed out.

Mulder was still sitting in the position he'd been in
when Fowley kissed him. Leaning over to look at the
crumpled body he exclaimed, "Scully!!"

Scully ran over. "What the hell do you want you
friggin bastard?!" she yelled and adjusted the grip she had on
her gun. 

"Look it that, Scully!" Mulder yelped. "The pattern of
blood from the wound! It looks like the McDonald's Golden
Arches!"

"Hey, it does!" Scully agreed. "Now look! That stain
over there! It looks like the Wal-Mart smiley face! Red,
but still!"

"Cool!!" Mulder shrieked. "And hey! There's a dollar
sign!!"

The two agents bent over Fowley, studying the patterns
they could find in the blood.

This went on for two hours, until Mulder said, "Gee,
Scully, I'm hungry. Wanna grab a bite to eat?"

"Sure," Scully said. "McDonald's ok? Looking at those
arches in Fowley's blood made me really want french
fries!"

"Great!" Mulder said. "I'll drive!"

Mulder and Scully walked out to the parking lot and
went to McDonald's. They had a wonderful night eating fries,
but Diana Fowley didn't have such a great night. Her head
still hurt. She really wanted an aspirin.

THE END.
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