The almighty ME visits the SDF1!!! Yay!

See, WDI (World Domination Inc.) has sent its venerable leader to the space fortress, believing it to further their advancement towards their ultimate goal- World Domination!

Me, that's me. So I'm getting a little peckish. You know, hungry. So I stop at this hole in the wall resturant. Looks pretty cheap- lots of military types are eating in it, and since they don't get paid much I figured they wouldn't spend too much on food. Little did I know that most of the guys in there were there for one reason alone- and it wasn't the food.

I'm seated by some little 16-year old. I mean, don't they have labor laws here? She looks like Mickey Mouse in a prom dress. So she gives me a menu. There's like 3 things on it. So I ask if they have any Soba noodles. Now, I don't know if you've ever had Soba noodles. These things are GOOD! But she says that this is a Chinese resturant and Soba noodles are Japanese. Now, Soba noodles are made of wheat. Wheat is grown in more places than just Japan. I explain agriculture to her. She just doesn't get it. "Do you want me to sing?" she asks.

"No bitch, I want some noodles." I say as I whip out my cleverly concealed handgun. She runs away screaming to a table full of pilot types. One particularily boffo guy stands up to defend her."Hey, what do you think you're doing upsetting Minmie like that? What did she ever do to you? Don't you know she's famous?"

"Listen boffo," I say. "All I want are some noodles. Your little girlfriend is a ditz. Now I know you've got to pass some sort of intelligence test to pilot those veritechs, so you might have some brains. Just forget her. Besides- she threaten me first- she asked me if I wanted her to sing. That sounded like a threat to me!"

He looked very surprised at that. He didn't say anything for a while, just looked at me, then back at Minmie, then back at me.

"Sorry Minmie," he said. "She's right. You are a ditz. I'm moving on to better and higher ranking girls. Oh, and a word of advice. Lose the princess Leia buns. Even Carrie Fisher couldn't pull that look off!"

Saying this, he invited me to hang out with him and his buddy Max- they were going to a video arcade. We left Minmie in tears.

What could I say but "YAY!"

More coming soon! But for now- get out of here!