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The Minmie Conspiracy.
The Earth vs. Minmie
(A bit of fanfic/fanBS I pulled out of the same place my teachers get their essay questions. Yep, you guessed it.)
Fortunately for mankind, Minmie went away in the year 2011 on the SDF-1. The people of the earth were safe- but only for so long. Little did they know the events happening on the giant space fortress would propel what had been only an annoying teenager into a huge pop star. On the ship's return to earth, the leaders of the earth discovered her new fame and the Zentraedi's attraction to her squeaky songs. Foreseeing that this new audience, the millions of Zentraedi who would buy her dolls and records with 3 songs on them, they decided to fire the grand cannon, preferring death to Minmie.
They knew that they could not have peace with the Zentraedi, because that would further their cause with Minmie, so they tried to destroy all hope of peace by attacking the vastly superior Zentraedi. All would have gone in the Zentraedi's favor if they had been exposed to any sort of music before. (Notice that the Robotech Masters chose to bring their own music along with them to prevent discord, i.e. Musica and her sisters. They knew that even New Age is better than pop-songs.) But the micronians won over Breetai's forces and wiped out the bad Zentraedi. Peace reigned over the earth. Some of the micronized or otherwise converted Zentraedi became malcontent after living on earth and hearing really awesome music. Some of them were really turned on by punk rock and created several national landmarks while moshing.
Minmie became furious that other people might have her audience. She, like the evil Bill Gates of another era, decided that she needed a monopoly to prove that she was the best. With the help of her cousin Lynn Kyle, she kicked all the other musician's asses and made the military enforce a no-music law. (This law is still in effect during Southern Cross- that's why [David] Bowie gets into so much trouble.) With the help of old newspapers, she rediscovered Ted Kazinski's mail bombs, and several of her competitors lost musically-vital fingers. Many knew that Minmie was the cause of this mass extinction of music, but couldn't really believe it because she still looked like she was 16. This "sweet and innocent" look cost her 1,500,000 dollars a year to pull off in plastic surgery bills. Those old geezers who still remembered the early 90's often compared her to Michael Jackson. They did this behind the backs of the Zentraedi, who were religiously devoted to her. Some of the Zentraedi escaped her net, but were so accustomed to sheep mentality (faithfully following orders, you know) that they could not escape Minmie.
Fortunately a mission was being formed to take certain desperate people away from Minmie. Super Kick-ass Commander Lisa Hayes was to lead it, but somehow everyone thought Somewhatsuper Commander Rick Hunter was. They were getting married, finally, because Lisa was about to outgrow her 7-so-year old wedding dress. She had bought it when Rick had proposed to her. Max and Miriya were so eager to get away by this time that they even cut their hair so they would fit in with Lisa and Rick's new do's. The mission's purpose was primarily to get away from Minmie, but it was never really completed because without Minmie on board everything was too great and the plot suffered without anyone to pick on.
The End.
Minmie is responsible for Roy Fokker's Death!
When we first see Minmie in the first episode she is prancing around trying to keep her little cousin from a soda machine. This looks innocent enough, but it is in fact a planned scheme worked out by Minmie to attrack Roy Fokker's attention. Before Rick arrives on the island, Minmie has had her eye on Fokker. She threatens her normally sweet little cousin to either do her bidding or play "kick the baby" with her. She tells him to whine and yell to have have a soda. Her plan works so far as it gets Fokker's attention, but it fails because of Roy's affection for Claudia Grant.
Minmie knows she can't go after Claudia. Claudia knows some kick-ass self-defense. Minmie realizing she cannot possibly have Fokker plots her revenge.
This plan was an excedingly hard one to pull off. It was by no means Minmie's first murder, but it was the most complicated. It must appear to be a natural death, perhaps wounds from battle. Unfortunately for Minmie, Roy was rarely wounded- he did get exhausted, sometimes going over to Claudia's and returning home slightly drunk. Minmie took advantage of him while he was thus incoherent, sneaking into his apartment and opening his old scars to slowly bleed him to death. She did this several times in the course of only a few weeks. This slow bleeding wears him down until he collapses in Claudia's living room. This is why his death is so unexpected, and also why no evidence of large amounts of the blood he lost were found in either his veritech or his room.
What evidence do I have, you might ask. Well, just listen to the evil lurking behind Minmie's childlike tones as she says goodbye to Fokker.... for the last time...
